Ugh.
Brock Lesnar is still WWE Champion after annihilating Ricochet in just over a minute with a brief trip to Suplex City and an F5.
Look, nobody expected Ricochet to win here of course, but what was the point of this squash? It didn't help Lesnar (we know he's a dominant, near-unstoppable beast), it obviously didn't do anything for poor Ricochet, and it certainly didn't make the shortchanged crowd happy. Why can't these two just have what would almost certainly be a very good, if one-sided match?
It's so infuriating, because there is no answer. There is no reason. WWE simply doesn't give a shit.
Anyway, rant over, the beyond terrible Super ShowDown event continues. Check back for the rest of the results later on... if you're still awake.